① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ⑤...